i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Its about making memories worth repressing
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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