Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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