she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Small penises have feelings too.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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