I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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