It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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