Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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