Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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