Dual....:-)
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You can't just leave with hair like that
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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