if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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