PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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