I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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