dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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