i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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