For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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