He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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