Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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