I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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