I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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