Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I cockslap morals
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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