I think my vagina is haunted
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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