my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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