He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Who did Billy Mays play for?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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