hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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