i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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