Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I think a kid would responsible me up
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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