If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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