he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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