my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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