My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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