Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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