yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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