I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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