Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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