Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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