He kissed a someone with a penis
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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