I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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