Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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