your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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