I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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