the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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