All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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