***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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