By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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