Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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