trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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I need you to use more vowels.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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