He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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