RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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