I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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