Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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