first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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