id be glad to
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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