I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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