The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
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